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Actress who, though not rather good, has gained the attraction of teenage boys aorund the world (dispite having a boob job, lip plumping surgery and a nose job).

Attractive but boring, mainly due to the same pose she uses for every photo taken of her and her kind-of desperate "tomboy" act she puts on.

Girls apparently can't like her because guys will say they're jealous - and boys can't say it either because then they would "be gay".

Was much prettier naturally, and is the downfall to every teenage girl suffering with low self esteem. Along with Cheryl Cole, girls now pine to look like this in an attempt to look like what their male peers find most attractive.

This then results in the crushingly low feeling girls feel due to the male peers commenting on how "hot" Megan Fox is, "the hottest girl alive". Not acceptable when told to your girlfriend.

Said by many guys to be "curvy", but the hourglass figure shows a difference of 9 inches between the waist and hips, which is near impossible considering her American size 2 figure.
Girlfriend: Let's go see a movie!

Boyfriend: Yeah, Megan Fox is in Jennifer's Body, she's the hottest girl alive.

Girlfriend: You're dumped.


14-year-old guy 1: Megan Fox is sooooo fit

14-year-old guy 2: Oh yeah I just jizzed in my pants

14-year-old guy 1: Lets go wank over her

14-year-old guy 2: Nah I have to go see my girlfriend

14-year-old guy 1: Pussy.
by NadddRush November 28, 2009
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A really bad knock-off off Angelina Jolie, with the intelligence of Lindsay Lohan, and personality of a crusty thong. For some reason Fox loves to fake orgasm faces at the camera whenever she's not busy ignoring the underage fan boys.
Megan Fox needs to get over herself and find a real acting career
by delightfullywicked August 03, 2009
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A coked out version of Angelina Jolie
Megan Fox is so hot!
Shes just a cheap Angelina Jolie
by anonymous12095 June 25, 2009
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A drugged up harpy and the acting equivalent to Ke$ha who somehow tranced into numerous alternate universes until she found the one that was able to land her in a life with other "a-list" actresses. Except there's something that's missing. Oh, right...talent. She never took any acting lessons or went to any talent schools or agencies. She can only run 2 miles per hour and just has a 3 inch vertical leap. Many were to believe she would be the one to captivate the box office. Well Michael Bay, you picked the wrong bitch and now it has costed us middle class people dearly. If Hollywood was the way it was 10 years ago, she would not make it. And what we heard from Transformers crew members and Mickey Rourke, she's unqualified to be acting. Unfortunately it doesn't matter, because she's set to kill a bunch of franchises in the future.
Film Agent: Well, you're just about set to be a big "star". Anything we need to know before we proceed?
Megan Fox: Well I got a lot of plastic surgery.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I can't read.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I'm a pot addict.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I got an inflated ego. Like I'm a real big bitch and I want to do things MY way, even if it would turn the whole project around. And I doubt I'll make any friends or be a great role model.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I intend to bring a weapon to one of my movies sets.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: Oh and I REALLY HATE acting.
Film Agent: That's 'kay. Is that it, otherwise congratulations YOU'VE MADE IT!!!
by Rad Heroman May 30, 2010
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Courtney Cox on down syndrome.
Guy1: Hey what the hell is wrong with Courtney's face?
Guy2: Dont worry, its only Megan Fox.
by mklnfjnfkjjk June 22, 2009
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Reasons why girls shouldn't be jealous of Megan Focks:

1) Megan Fox has more tramp stamps than Rihanna and she's got a huge tattoo stamped on her ass.

2) She wears heavy makeup to cover her flaws. And ever seen her do that whole stupid look hen taking a picture? Yup. Desperate cry for attention.

3) Megan Fox is "plain" or "average" compared to Scarlett Johanson, Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, and Hayden Panettiere. I take real boobs over fake plastic boobs anyday.

4) If your guy says Megan Fox is hot he is only doing it to not sound gay or to make you mad or jealous.

5) Talented actress?! My ass! Since when did acting like a whore became a talent? Oh right. Because 50% of Americans who love to see some chick leaning over a car looking like she just reached orgasm.

6) Note that Megan Fox fanboys are Nerds, teenagers, and ugly fat old man who are single.

7) She is hot no doubt but not beautiful, there are more real bautiful girls out there.

8) In the next ten years or so - maybe even 5 - since she smokes, she'll start looking like a saggy old lady with a blue waffle, the only thing that can fix it is botox IF she can afford it by then.

9) And speaking of plastic, now we know where 80% of the recycled bottles go - surgeries for Megan Fox. Source: $10,000 boobs.

10) Everyone has thier own opinions. Not everyone agrees that Megan Fox is hot but some do think that she is. So therefore, this is an opinion.
Alot of guys say girls got the Megan Fox jealousy but as if we'll be jealous of that talentless little whore.
by Stacybrown September 14, 2010
1021 318
The dumbest type of species to ever walk on the face of the earth. Can't act for sh*t but is mostly famous for her good looks, unfortunately for her and 137641736576 teenage boys in this planet, she isn't a natural beauty. Too bad getting a $10,000 boob job can't really help her win an Oscar.
There are millions of hot girls with better attitude than Megan Fox.

Not all guys like Megan Fox.
by bliszful July 16, 2010
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Skinny anorexic bitch, who, without knowing it, is related to Paris Hilton's chihuahua.
Dog: Woof!
Megan Fox: That's me!!!
by WonderGirl007 July 06, 2010
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