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Some loser that likes to bully everyone. Megan is a very annoying person and has a laugh that sounds like spongebob's. She also has severe acne and tries to make her boobs bigger with push-up bras but fails dramatically. Everyone talks about how big her nose is. She is very unfaithful to boyfriends she has. She also likes to backstab her friends constantly.

guy 1: ew, megan is nasty.

guy 2: yeah, i know. Her nose is huge!
guy 1: ew, megan is nasty.

guy 2: yeah, i know. Her nose is huge!
by beotcchhh February 20, 2013
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She is the biggest hoe in all of high school. She'll take it up the butt for a doller and spread her legs for the world to see. She is known to squirt during math class and is always followed by puddles because of her squirting fetish. Guys know her as whoremoyle and girls know her as the squirt champion of the world. People try to avoid her as much as possible but when she needs her fill she will get filled. SQUIRT CHAMP
Squirt megan whoremoyle squirt champ whore
by Mr. Uniball December 14, 2011
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Megan is a self centered bitch. She usually is found stealing others dates and hanging all over any guys. She is usually fat and ugly and hates anyone that talks to her "boyfriends". But be careful not to date her because Megan often is found effing some other guy even when she is dating someone.
whore slut bitch cheater stealer liar

Girl: omg! that girl is ALL over my date!
Girl 2: wow! she is such a Megan

Person 1: Damn I fucked this total gernade last nite
Person 2: Oh man, what a Megan!
by steveb1695 June 24, 2011
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My girl by the Red River shores... Nothing else matters to me at the end of the day but her happiness. When I die, my spirit will rest with her ever after.
When my Megan lies on top of me, I feel complete. Nothing else matters.
by him27twentyseven October 25, 2014
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A person who only eats meat.
Person1 "Hey, I'm Vegan!"
Person2 "Hey, I'm Megan!"
by Max Hi April 20, 2008
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The most beautiful girl in the world, as well as the best friend in the entire world. She is very spazzy and random, but that's what keeps her Megan. At times she can be very very stubborn, however she always pulls back up and is always there for you. She is your sunshine, and will never be held back. She stands up for herself and her friends. She will always be there for you.
I love Megan <3
by hippopot12345678 November 30, 2010
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'Megan' is a Welsh name for 'Pear'. Megan is used for beautiful babies that are definitely going to have a good job, good partner and children. They are thoughtful and have an amazing imagination. They are extremely beautiful inside and out but are shy and insecure people. She would have grew up into a wealthy family. Most Megan's (not all) Have the parents names of: Male| Mark , Shaun , Paul , Chris , Tim . Female| Claire , Lisa , Indianna , Tracey , Mary , Victoria , Becky.
''Megan please make sure you pick up these''
by l3eeeaaa September 04, 2015
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