An extremely lazy female
She so megan
by foxyloxy August 21, 2014
Slut that sleeps with her close friends' boyfriends & tries to shack up with their husbands. Has rat like teeth that can easily tear into anything. Eats and thinks about food 24/7. Jealous bitch that needs to hop back on the moral train. In reality she looks like something that escaped from a horror movie. Horrible friend that will do anything to try to stab you in the back to make herself feel better at the end of the day. Dishonest, self centered, sac of crap. A woman who doesn't love herself & feels the need to get in bed with her neighbor’s man to build up her own self-esteem.She's selfish, shallow, immature, and lacks the capacity to be a true friend.
Don't be a MEGAN!
by lol@yourlife January 21, 2015
Slang term for psilocybin mushrooms.
I had the best trip of my life last night after i took some megans.
by Mushroom eater December 06, 2011
Slut that sleeps with her close friends' boyfriends & tries to shack up with their husbands. Has rat like teeth that can easily tear into anything. Eats and thinks about food 24/7. Jealous bitch that needs to hop back on the moral train. In reality she looks like something that escaped from a horror movie. Horrible friend that will do anything to try to stab you in the back to make herself feel better at the end of the day. Dishonest, self centered, sac of crap. A woman who doesn't love herself & feels the need to get in bed with her neighbor’s man to build up her own self-esteem.She's selfish, shallow, immature, and lacks the capacity to be a true friend.
Don't be a MEGAN!
by lol@yourlife January 21, 2015
The exact opposite of a vegan.

Actually considers it to be morally and ethically wrong to kill a plant or anything else that sprouted out of the earth. They will often refer to vegans as "seed slayers" and "Carrot killers"
Sydney: hey baby, want some tofu parmesean?
Daniel: Nooo way, you wont tempt me with your rotted plant flesh, I'm a Megan! Do you realize how many rainforests have to be chopped down to produce those tofu fields?

by DImberman May 25, 2008
Megan: A girl that is real annoying and will scare you with her monkey like feet. She also has a weird friend that laughs like a hyena put the two together and your eardrums will start bleeding from excess talking.
Man: Why does that girl have monkey feet.

Man 2: Dude its ok its just Megan.
by Megans best friend ever August 01, 2011
A dumb female who tries to overuse her small amount of power. Hated often by all of her colleges and coworkers and has probably committed some sort of terrible crime. Creepy looking and usually very socially awkward. Always has some sort of a weird tick. Very stupid and oblivious.
Look at that Megan she is such an idiot!
by Mega hater March 22, 2014

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