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A female who hates to be confused with a "lady." A strong-minded woman who understands when something needs to be accomplished and will go above and beyond to get the job done. Awkward around other females because she doesn't share the same affinity for shopping or shoes or clothes. Loves working on cars and spending time with good friends. Pretends to be fine when really she is dying inside. Hates her outward appearance, has a hard time accepting compliments, cares deeply about her friends' welfare.
One of the guys, because she holds the key to understanding women, a male mentality wrapped inside a woman's mind.
Sailor 1: Megan is the exception that proves the rule, right?

Sailor 2: Yeah, I like hanging out with her, she's great. She's one of the guys, you know?
by thesharpiebandit February 06, 2010
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Megan is a very beautiful girl with long brown hair that she usually wears in a pony tail. Shes very caring and mostly calm, but she knows how to have a good time! She is very sporty and tall.
Megan is my BFF!
by Ally_gator11 October 25, 2016
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Megan is slang for a Mexican walrus. Despite being Mexican, she surprisingly has no sombrero and hasn't eaten a taco in a year. She can never go around without a salsa in her backpack. Megan's laugh resembles that of a dying seal, and always posts random things on social media sites like Instagram and Facebook. She's basically a modern Dora without the talking map and weird purple backpack guy who talks like he's on meth. Megan also likes to eat corn while look at the beautiful landscape.
Megan loves corn on the cob.
Megan also has a love for giraffes that can do shotty magic tricks.
by thatonemagiciankid February 23, 2015
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A woman with wit, charm, class, and immense beauty. If you find a woman with this name, take time to get to know her. She could change your life.
"Megan could well be the love of my life
by Odgscity December 13, 2016
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The most funniest bff u could have
Wow I wish Megan was my BFF
by The_Funniest_Girl. January 07, 2017
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Megans are stuck up whores who enjoy nothing more than fucking or trying to fuck other girls boyfriends, despite more often than not having a boyfriend of their own.

Megans are usually recognised by their ridiculously superior attitude and abnormally large chins.

They take much pleasure in being the skanks of the earth and believe they are gods gift to not only men but the world.

Megans are ugly bitches and if u ever come across one you should smack that bitch up before the tramp tries to screw you over by screwing you boyfriend.
Girl 1: Hey did you hear about Megan?

Girl 2: Yeah she tried to fuck Rachels boyfriend .... while she was still with her boyfriend

Boy 1: Yeah she fucked me instead that ho gave me crabs
by I-dont-need-this345 October 15, 2010
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a hyperactive girl who doesn't give a shit what others think. An amazing friend who although brunette, can act blond and constantly gets herself caught in silly situations, always finding new cuts and knacks from her wild nights out. Has been known to be shit at racing games and get stuck on roofs.
Person 1 :"Why is that girl sitting in the middle of the floor crying"
person 2 "i think shes lost her camera "
person 1 "you mean the one thats in her bag?"
person 2 " she must be a megan..."
by Lunchboxyhoe-bo June 22, 2010
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