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An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
by Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan June 25, 2013

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Noun/Verb/Adjective
The name Megan is a name, In Greek the meaning of the name Megan is Pearl. So naturally you would think she is sweet. Don't be fooled, they are usually 3ft tall, spawns of Satan who were rejected for being too annoying. Everything about them is annoying. Just their voice is annoying. They are a huge Spoon and will flirt with everything that has a pulse, She is also really clingy, like a baby sloth. She just wont let go. She has the biggest obsession for food and basically whenever there is food, she is there so just hide your food. She is stubborn, opinionated,attention seeker, chirpy, sarcastic and always speaks her mind.She gets really chirpy so don't be afraid to put her in her place. So far everything about her is negative. But not to worry there are some positives, or 1. She is extremely loyal, she will always stand by her mates whether they are right or wrong. So never mess with her mates. She is always there for beef and usually gets involved which is super annoying but funny. Never mention her height, her mood will go from happy to demon child. She gets too hyper but she is fun at times.
Overall she is a tiny midget bitch who thinks she's all that. End of.
Person 1: Oh shit it's Megan.
Person 2: *Hides food*
*Megan walks over*
Person 3: Megan fuck off you fucking midget.
Person 1 : Megan you're so gay
*Megan sniffs out food food and steals it*
Person 2: FUCK SAKE MEGAN
by Anonymous1029336584 November 08, 2016

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Noun/Verb/Adjective
The name Megan is a name, In Greek the meaning of the name Megan is Pearl. So naturally you would think she is sweet. Don't be fooled, they are usually 3ft tall, spawns of Satan who were rejected for being too annoying. Everything about them is annoying. Just their voice is annoying. They are a huge Spoon and will flirt with everything that has a pulse, She is also really clingy, like a baby sloth. She just wont let go. She has the biggest obsession for food and basically whenever there is food, she is there so just hide your food. She is stubborn, opinionated,attention seeker, chirpy, sarcastic and always speaks her mind.She gets really chirpy so don't be afraid to put her in her place. So far everything about her is negative. But not to worry there are some positives, or 1. She is extremely loyal, she will always stand by her mates whether they are right or wrong. So never mess with her mates. She is always there for beef and usually gets involved which is super annoying but funny. Never mention her height, her mood will go from happy to demon child. She gets too hyper but she is fun at times.
Overall she is a tiny midget bitch who thinks she's all that. End of.
Person 1: Oh shit it's Megan.
Person 2: *Hides food*
*Megan walks over*
Person 3: Megan fuck off you fucking midget.
Person 1 : Megan you're so gay
*Megan sniffs out food food and steals it*
Person 2: FUCK SAKE MEGAN
by Anonymous1029336584 November 08, 2016

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Something/somebody so overly and beyond awkward that its creepy and scary.
Oh my god, that chick is so megan...
by cuban10101 June 29, 2011

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Megan is untrustworthy BITCH. She has amazing skin. When people look at her they say "hey that's satin but with nicer eyes!". Megan is a syncopath and will consistently stroke you. Be warned she'll eat all your food. Stay away from the megan...
Troy: That girl looks untrustworthy but with nice eyes.

Gabriella: That must be a megan. Stay away from her.
by Hotgingers December 03, 2016

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Noun/Verb/Adjective
The name Megan is a name, In Greek the meaning of the name Megan is Pearl. So naturally you would think she is sweet. Don't be fooled, they are usually 3ft tall, spawns of Satan who were rejected for being too annoying. Everything about them is annoying. Just their voice is annoying. They are a huge Spoon and will flirt with everything that has a pulse, She is also really clingy, like a baby sloth. She just wont let go. She has the biggest obsession for food and basically whenever there is food, she is there so just hide your food. She is stubborn, opinionated,attention seeker, chirpy, sarcastic and always speaks her mind.She gets really chirpy so don't be afraid to put her in her place. So far everything about her is negative. But not to worry there are some positives, or 1. She is extremely loyal, she will always stand by her mates whether they are right or wrong. So never mess with her mates. She is always there for beef and usually gets involved which is super annoying but funny. Never mention her height, her mood will go from happy to demon child. She gets too hyper but she is fun at times.
Overall she is a tiny midget bitch who thinks she's all that. End of.
Person 1: Oh shit it's Megan.
Person 2: *Hides food*
*Megan walks over*
Person 3: Megan fuck off you fucking midget.
Person 1 : Megan you're so gay
*Megan sniffs out food food and steals it*
Person 2: FUCK SAKE MEGAN
by Anonymous1029336584 November 08, 2016

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Noun/Verb/Adjective
The name Megan is a name, In Greek the meaning of the name Megan is Pearl. So naturally you would think she is sweet. Don't be fooled, they are usually 3ft tall, spawns of Satan who were rejected for being too annoying. Everything about them is annoying. Just their voice is annoying. They are a huge Spoon and will flirt with everything that has a pulse, She is also really clingy, like a baby sloth. She just wont let go. She has the biggest obsession for food and basically whenever there is food, she is there so just hide your food. She is stubborn, opinionated,attention seeker, chirpy, sarcastic and always speaks her mind.She gets really chirpy so don't be afraid to put her in her place. So far everything about her is negative. But not to worry there are some positives, or 1. She is extremely loyal, she will always stand by her mates whether they are right or wrong. So never mess with her mates. She is always there for beef and usually gets involved which is super annoying but funny. Never mention her height, her mood will go from happy to demon child. She gets too hyper but she is fun at times.
Overall she is a tiny midget bitch who thinks she's all that. End of.
Person 1: Oh shit it's Megan.
Person 2: *Hides food*
*Megan walks over*
Person 3: Megan fuck off you fucking midget.
Person 1 : Megan you're so gay
*Megan sniffs out food food and steals it*
Person 2: FUCK SAKE MEGAN
by Anonymous1029336584 November 08, 2016

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Noun/Verb/Adjective
The name Megan is a name, In Greek the meaning of the name Megan is Pearl. So naturally you would think she is sweet. Don't be fooled, they are usually 3ft tall, spawns of Satan who were rejected for being too annoying. Everything about them is annoying. Just their voice is annoying. They are a huge Spoon and will flirt with everything that has a pulse, She is also really clingy, like a baby sloth. She just wont let go. She has the biggest obsession for food and basically whenever there is food, she is there so just hide your food. She is stubborn, opinionated,attention seeker, chirpy, sarcastic and always speaks her mind.She gets really chirpy so don't be afraid to put her in her place. So far everything about her is negative. But not to worry there are some positives, or 1. She is extremely loyal, she will always stand by her mates whether they are right or wrong. So never mess with her mates. She is always there for beef and usually gets involved which is super annoying but funny. Never mention her height, her mood will go from happy to demon child. She gets too hyper but she is fun at times.
Overall she is a tiny midget bitch who thinks she's all that. End of.
Person 1: Oh shit it's Megan.
Person 2: *Hides food*
*Megan walks over*
Person 3: Megan fuck off you fucking midget.
Person 1 : Megan you're so gay
*Megan sniffs out food food and steals it*
Person 2: FUCK SAKE MEGAN
by Anonymous1029336584 November 08, 2016

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