An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
by Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan June 25, 2013
Megan is a self centered bitch. She usually is found stealing others dates and hanging all over any guys. She is usually fat and ugly and hates anyone that talks to her "boyfriends". But be careful not to date her because Megan often is found effing some other guy even when she is dating someone.
whore slut bitch cheater stealer liar

Girl: omg! that girl is ALL over my date!
Girl 2: wow! she is such a Megan

Person 1: Damn I fucked this total gernade last nite
Person 2: Oh man, what a Megan!
by steveb1695 June 24, 2011
A whining wannabe slutty bitch. Everyone hates her and she has no friends. Super clingy and swears at everyone to act cool when really shes just a stupid loser. Big ass liar who trys to be sexy and lusted for but ends up being hated and laughed at.

Often upsets loads of people for copying them and backstabbing them. Spills everyone's secrets and cant keep her mouth shut. Trys to act all cool and gangsta but ends up looking retarded.
Kerry: I hate megan
Julia: Omg, So do I
Tracy: Me too
Keisha: Shit, me three
Joy: Oooh I hate her

Amber: Everyone does
Danielle: Obviously, she's a two-faced lying slutty bitchy retard
All: Deffo agree
by LaLaSexyWhon June 13, 2011
a very nasty bitch. she can be an amazing friend but she can hurt you. she is also racist to other people but she is fucking hilarious and everyone loves her. she has many boyfriends but she doesn't give two shits because she loves BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! she has very strict parents but they are kind and loving.
'Look at that beautiful bitch. she Must be a megan.'
by om123 January 22, 2015
A Massive, Talkative, Unsanitary, "Waste of Space" Waste Yute.

See Waste Yute
Gosh, Megan sure is the biggest Waste Yute ive ever met. I might place a sack of my own Poo next to her face when she wakes up tomorrow.
by Amber Kathy August 07, 2011
A Megan is the funniest, nicest person you'll ever meet. They're always there for you and they always make you feel like a god. They'll hold your hand and laugh at your jokes (funny or not). They have the best sense of humor (laughing at random things like squeaky tables, chucks, and even axe murders). They're great to have by your side (especially if your a guy) and often times, A Megan will go great With a Chris.
Example: My Megan
by Tim ;) February 12, 2010
a bitch
Megan is a bitch
by cockmeatmcfatty March 13, 2015
the easiest whore you'll be able to spread her legs. a total bitch to people around her with the worst smile.
that Megan sure sucked his dick fast into dating
by meganisugly September 06, 2013

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