An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
by Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan June 25, 2013
A promiscuous girl. Known for being very superficial, egocentric, and can usually be spotted by the tramp stamp on her lower back. She can also be seen driving like an idiot and has a hard time acknowledging other cars before she runs into them. With the maturity of a 14 year old girl, she still has yet to prove that anything she says or the drama she starts is actually pertinent to the small town she lives in.
"Sleeping with 17 males in less than two years? That's a Megan move"

"If you pull a Megan and decide to sleep with two people at once, you're going to regret it in the long run."
by Snatchcobras June 29, 2012
Crazy, awesome and funny. She is super fucking cute. Anyone who is anyone is her friend. She is cuter than a fucking button.
F1: I love Megan!
F2: Me, too.
F3: She kicks-ass!
Guy: She is so hot.
Megan: Thanks guys, I love you, too!
by Coolcat12345 February 09, 2010
Megan is another word for perfect. The root of the word comes from ancient fairy world, where perfect beings were called MEGAN not many of them survived throught time but some are still among us.
People wish that every fiber of their being was Megan.
by theonewiththeeyes July 10, 2010
By far the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is perfect inside and out. If you meet a Megan MARRY HER. She has all the traits any guy would love. A Megan can make you fall in love at first site. She is the most beautiful and talented girl in the world. Never let go if you are lucky enough to have a Megan in your life.
i fucking love megan
by jdboii December 14, 2012
The best girl in the whole world. She's like a sister even though she isn't a blood relative. She's beautiful inside and out and has the most amazing hair and voice. Extremely intelligent. She has her ups and downs but she always manages to get through it. Eyes that you could get lost in for hours. She will always be there for you, no matter what. She will love you for your personality, not looks. Usually falls for the wrong boy but as long as you are there for her she'll be there for you. Megans are amazing.
Friend 1: Wow, Megan is awesome!
Friend 2: She sure is, who doesn't like her!?
Friend 3: I don't know anyone who doesn't love Megan.
Megan: Thanks everyone<3
by mr_anonymous April 27, 2013
Megan is an amazing person. Period. She's bitchy and funny and witty. She'll get on your nerves but you can't stay mad at her. She's way more attractive than she gives herself credit for. She's addicted to energy drinks and slush. She has way to many friends but somehow manages to find time for them all. She loves Rock music. She hates crappy shit like Justin Bieber and she'll come up with the most Randomest shit ever. But she's also smart and loyal and hates to be called hot because she is NOT a fucking temperature and she also has her blond moments. She's a crazy bitch and doesn't give a fuck about rules. But she's an amazing friend.
Where's Megan when you need a sarcastic comment
Oh look Swag Fags, where's Meg when you need a funny comment.
by Hot Potato December 02, 2012
A Girl who is addicted to Helium
Megan is adicted to Helium
by jkjcgfc October 22, 2011

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