An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
by Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan June 25, 2013
A person who only eats meat.
Person 1: "Hey I'm Vegan!"
Person 2: "Hey I'm Megan!"
by Max Hi April 22, 2008
Slang term for psilocybin mushrooms.
I had the best trip of my life last night after i took some megans.
by Mushroom eater December 06, 2011
An extremely lazy female
She so megan
by foxyloxy August 21, 2014
Megan: A girl that is real annoying and will scare you with her monkey like feet. She also has a weird friend that laughs like a hyena put the two together and your eardrums will start bleeding from excess talking.
Man: Why does that girl have monkey feet.

Man 2: Dude its ok its just Megan.
by Megans best friend ever August 01, 2011
A bitch that will steal a guy you like within seconds of you telling her that you like him. Someone to NEVER be trusted with guy related anything. Stubborn and bossy as fuck. See also fake ass bitch or fake ass hoe.
"Ugh, I can't believe my friend just started flirting with my guy crush in front of me."
"Does her name happen to be Megan?"
by gingergirl96 July 18, 2014
A dumb female who tries to overuse her small amount of power. Hated often by all of her colleges and coworkers and has probably committed some sort of terrible crime. Creepy looking and usually very socially awkward. Always has some sort of a weird tick. Very stupid and oblivious.
Look at that Megan she is such an idiot!
by Mega hater March 22, 2014
A girl who is extremely bipolar and is always going after guys while she has a boyfriend. She's a cheater, a whore, ugly, her vagina smells like an oyster bar and she has an awkward smile. People feel bad for her boyfriend and want nothing to do with her.
Hey your girlfriend was pulling a Megan the other day
Dang...what a slut
by slutsgohome September 05, 2011

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