An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
by Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan June 25, 2013
Megan is one of the nicest people that you will ever meet. She is always kind and funny. Megan is the bestest friend you could ever ask for.
Megan is so nice.
Ya. She is my bestie.
by CharlieAdams9 January 06, 2016
Megan is slang for a Mexican walrus. Despite being Mexican, she surprisingly has no sombrero and hasn't eaten a taco in a year. She can never go around without a salsa in her backpack. Megan's laugh resembles that of a dying seal, and always posts random things on social media sites like Instagram and Facebook. She's basically a modern Dora without the talking map and weird purple backpack guy who talks like he's on meth. Megan also likes to eat corn while look at the beautiful landscape.
Megan loves corn on the cob.
Megan also has a love for giraffes that can do shotty magic tricks.
by thatonemagiciankid February 23, 2015
A huge, unrelenting sex goddess who will not take no for an answer. Queen of cat hoarding and master of Chinese disguise. Don't let her beauty and glowing smile deceive you. If you meet a Megan, invite her backpacking and kick her off the first mountain you find.
Megan's beautiful majesty and trickery almost had me fooled. Her sorcery went unnoticed for 3 weeks hidden behind her kind deceitful eyes until I realized the demon she truly was. I gave her a russell (sex act), threw her with the power of Thor off mount Olympus and called it a godamn day.
by Megansucks farealdoe January 17, 2016
A girl who usually has auburn/brunette hair and amazing hazel/blue eyes that you can stare into for hours on end. She'll always deny any compliments paid to her. She's completely crazy and random but a great friend and always there when you need her the most. She's the first person you can talk to if you need to get something off your chest but she bottles her own feelings up inside. She embarresses herself nearly all of the time. Granted, she can be stubborn and would rather be single than in a relationship but maybe, if she finds that one amazing guy who captures her heart, she'll fall for him.
Person one: "Megan, you look great!
Megan: "Yeah, right..."
by WhoSaidIWasAmazing?Oh... April 02, 2012
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Baddest bitches in the game who stick together like a wolf pack. A few are known as LEGENDS, while the others are known as: crazy bitches. We don't add new members, just the original 8 will do. We can out drink anyone, laugh at anyone and scream at anyone. Mess with one, Mess with ALL. Don't try to be us, it won't work out in your favor. What happens between or to the megans, stays between the megans. #nonewfriends
Megans: Come in wolf pack. "you can't sit with us"
by MEGANS May 14, 2015
An annoying ugly girl who is over obsessed with her boyfriends😴she gets too brave & thinks she's all that😂she thinks she can get rude to anyone because she has a boyfriend but reality her boyfriend ain't gonna do shit he doesn't like getting into fight😂😩
Megan's Boyfriends Best friend:I hate you but I also love you😂😂❤
Megan: What? 😤
by nicegurl August 16, 2015
The most annoying person you will ever meet. A megan is a person who looses best friends easily and fights with everyone yet they can be so funny and loving at other times. They have dated multiple guys and are very popular.
That sounds like a megan joke
Did she just loose another friend that must be a Megan
Is Jake still her friend no because she's a megan
by Buttholebag March 29, 2015

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