An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
by Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan June 25, 2013
'Megan' is a Welsh name for 'Pear'. Megan is used for beautiful babies that are definitely going to have a good job, good partner and children. They are thoughtful and have an amazing imagination. They are extremely beautiful inside and out but are shy and insecure people. She would have grew up into a wealthy family. Most Megan's (not all) Have the parents names of: Male| Mark , Shaun , Paul , Chris , Tim . Female| Claire , Lisa , Indianna , Tracey , Mary , Victoria , Becky.
''Megan please make sure you pick up these''
by l3eeeaaa September 04, 2015
My girl by the Red River shores... Nothing else matters to me at the end of the day but her happiness. When I die, my spirit will rest with her ever after.
When my Megan lies on top of me, I feel complete. Nothing else matters.
by him27twentyseven October 25, 2014
Persian for "child of light."
My name is Megan.
by Pretty Little Liar Kisses -A March 10, 2016
Megan is a whore
Megan sleeps with 50 guys in a single day and is also a Winey bitch (I'm writing this using my own name oops)
by MEGANISACUNT_OOPS April 03, 2016
Megan is slang for a Mexican walrus. Despite being Mexican, she surprisingly has no sombrero and hasn't eaten a taco in a year. She can never go around without a salsa in her backpack. Megan's laugh resembles that of a dying seal, and always posts random things on social media sites like Instagram and Facebook. She's basically a modern Dora without the talking map and weird purple backpack guy who talks like he's on meth. Megan also likes to eat corn while look at the beautiful landscape.
Megan loves corn on the cob.
Megan also has a love for giraffes that can do shotty magic tricks.
by thatonemagiciankid February 23, 2015
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Baddest bitches in the game who stick together like a wolf pack. A few are known as LEGENDS, while the others are known as: crazy bitches. We don't add new members, just the original 8 will do. We can out drink anyone, laugh at anyone and scream at anyone. Mess with one, Mess with ALL. Don't try to be us, it won't work out in your favor. What happens between or to the megans, stays between the megans. #nonewfriends
Megans: Come in wolf pack. "you can't sit with us"
by MEGANS May 14, 2015
A huge, unrelenting sex goddess who will not take no for an answer. Queen of cat hoarding and master of Chinese disguise. Don't let her beauty and glowing smile deceive you. If you meet a Megan, invite her backpacking and kick her off the first mountain you find.
Megan's beautiful majesty and trickery almost had me fooled. Her sorcery went unnoticed for 3 weeks hidden behind her kind deceitful eyes until I realized the demon she truly was. I gave her a russell (sex act), threw her with the power of Thor off mount Olympus and called it a godamn day.
by Megansucks farealdoe January 17, 2016

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