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The exact opposite of a vegan.

Actually considers it to be morally and ethically wrong to kill a plant or anything else that sprouted out of the earth. They will often refer to vegans as "seed slayers" and "Carrot killers"
Sydney: hey baby, want some tofu parmesean?
Daniel: Nooo way, you wont tempt me with your rotted plant flesh, I'm a Megan! Do you realize how many rainforests have to be chopped down to produce those tofu fields?

by DImberman May 25, 2008
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will flirt with any boy who has a pulse, better watch your boyfriend because she will steal him in a heartbeat. is small with a big personality, has weird taste in clothes and food. you can only spend a little time with megan because she will tire you out.
person: is that megan coming
other person: yes, quick hide your boyfriend!
by hellokitty321xo February 02, 2014
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A person who only eats meat.
Person 1: "Hey I'm Vegan!"
Person 2: "Hey I'm Megan!"
by Max Hi April 22, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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She is a beautiful athletic girl who doesn't see how great she is. She may appear to be confident, but inside doesn't think much of herself. She has a gorgeous face and hot body. She wants you to be straight forward with her. If you like her, say it quickly because she will not wait for you. Many guys like her, but she sees most as just her friends. If you are lucky enough to get her to like you back, take her and be proud of her. She is an amazing catch.
Boy: Megan is so beautiful.
Other Boy: I know I just wish that I had told her that I had feelings.
Last Boy: I told her mine and we've been dating. She makes me feel so happy.
by pinnacle of love April 20, 2016
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A girl who usually has auburn/brunette hair and amazing hazel/blue eyes that you can stare into for hours on end. She'll always deny any compliments paid to her. She's completely crazy and random but a great friend and always there when you need her the most. She's the first person you can talk to if you need to get something off your chest but she bottles her own feelings up inside. She embarresses herself nearly all of the time. Granted, she can be stubborn and would rather be single than in a relationship but maybe, if she finds that one amazing guy who captures her heart, she'll fall for him.
Person one: "Megan, you look great!
Megan: "Yeah, right..."
by WhoSaidIWasAmazing?Oh... April 02, 2012
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Megans have many secrets to hide that are hard to tell. They try to find a way to let their friends know what is going on.
Megans usually have amazingly beautiful eyes (blue or green). One could get lost in her eyes forever, and never want to escape.
Even if they are going through a hard time, Megans will always lend a helping hand and will listen to your troubles and/or problems.
They dispise drama, but sometimes find a way of getting sucked into it.

Megans are beautiful on the inside and out, yet never really realize their true beauty.
Melissa: Megan, you look great today!
Megan: ...No I don't. *sigh*
by gottchess December 27, 2009
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A Megan is the funniest, nicest person you'll ever meet. They're always there for you and they always make you feel like a god. They'll hold your hand and laugh at your jokes (funny or not). They have the best sense of humor (laughing at random things like squeaky tables, chucks, and even axe murders). They're great to have by your side (especially if your a guy) and often times, A Megan will go great With a Chris.
Example: My Megan
by Tim ;) February 12, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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