An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
#ninja #unicorn #fluffy #meghan #awesome #potato #afro
by Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan June 25, 2013
A crazy hot girl that everyone wants to fuck. She is amazing in bed and will always make you happy. When she walks into a room you will get a boner. If you dont have a Megan you better get one
i had a Megan last night. it was amazing
#fuck #hot #boner #happy #megan
by Laurenissupercool May 05, 2011
TOP SLUT WHO HAS A MASS CAMEL TOE AND ALL SHE DOES WHEN SHE GOES TO PEOPLE HOUSES IS EAT ALL THEIR FOOD THEN GO FOR A MASS SHIT AND LAYS A MONSTER THEN LEAVES THEN WHEN SHE LEAVES THE MONSTER COMES TO LIFE AND SUFFOCATES EVERYBODY THEN EVERYONE DIES THEN SHE STEALS PEOPLES PHONES THEN GOES ON SNAPCHAT AND SPAMS EVERYONE THEN SHE GOES ON MY FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AND FRAPES EVERYONE THEN NOW THAT SHE HAS A NEW PHONE SHE GOES SHAG EVERY SLUT SHE CAN FIND THEN WHEN SHE FUCKS THEM SENSELESS SO GOES AND RAIDS ALL THEIR CUBOARDS THEN GOES GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER FOOD BABY THEN GOES TO EVERY FOOD SHOP AND HOLDS THE PEOPLE AT GUN POINT TILL SHE GETS HARD SEX AND A FREE MEAL THEN SHE GOES HOME AND SITS AND WATCHES FRIENDS
Person 1: OMG, look at the size of that camel toe!
Person 2: OMG! It must be a Megan!
#megan #slut #slag #whore #fatty
by angelrocker November 25, 2013
holy . fucking . shit . a megan is the best you can get . nuff said . SHES SEXY AS HELLLLL .
guy 1 : dangg i wish i could have megan .

guy 2 : i did last night !

guy 1 : burn in hell you son of a bitch
guy 2 : (;
#amazing #best #awesome #kool #sexy
by suckiiiiit May 23, 2011
A very funny, klutzy girl. Often a dumb blonde. Smart in school but not much else. Beautiful. Never single. A really good friend to have so find a Megan and be her best friend!
Guy 1: dude Megan is so hot
Guy 2: yeah and my girlfriend
#dumb blonde #beautiful #always taken #happy #megan
by TAYLORRRR May 21, 2013
A Girl obsessed with assassins from the renascence era and horsemen also has a burning desire to rule the world with pork pies and twiglets

Can Be referred to as Mrs Kenway
Gimme Dat Twiglets Megan Is Hungary
#megan #assasin #bum #willy #callme
by Mr Kenway November 19, 2012
someone who is a stubborn pig
Man, he is such a Megan!
#mgan #stuborn #pig #goat #some #one
by teeeheeeeeheeeee October 16, 2011
a half boner
'i got a random boner in class today, dude.'

'ah i hate that, it's the worst.'

'yeah, fortunately it was just a megan, so it was manageable.'
#boner #aroused #half boner #meh #partially aroused
by saucebaus August 23, 2011
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