A loser. A Meg usually wears a pink hat, big round glasses, with like the diameter of 3 inches, a pink t-shirt, Windows XP- taskbar-blue jeans, grey shoes, a short pointy nose, two eyelashes, three fingers (see alien), and a brown bob cut.
Megs say emo things like "I'm going to kill myself with a bag of peanuts" or "I'm not a boy!"
They usually lay in their room all day or go to school. They are often lesbians or bisexuals. Their dads are usually fat and drunks. They like to write in journals so they can look back at how loserish they were.
Examples of "Meg situations":
1. Meg (to boy): Please go out with me. I'm just trying to make Neil jealous. I promise I'll pay and everything.
Boy: Yeah...uhh...that sounds cool but I'm gonna be in the hospital that night.
(shoots himself in the stomach with a nail gun)
2. Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
3. Lois: And you know what? I'm gonna take that chance my father never let me take when I was younger. I'm gonna become a model!
Peter: Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Chris: Me too!
Meg: Me too!
Peter: Oh! Oh! God! Meg! That's sick! That's your mother!
Meg (shrugs): I'm just trying to fit in.
Peter: Get out! Get out of this house!
(Meg doesn't move. Peter punches wall.)
Peter: I SAID GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW!
(Meg runs out and Peter closes the door.)
Peter: That's a good about your modeling, Lois.
short and sweet just like her name..a hot girl with a lot of potential for lovin. shes always got some man chasing after her and she has really cool friends (but nobody likes them).
Guy 1: have you seen meg lately? shes looking pretty fine
Guy 2: yea i really wanted to ask her out but shes already got 3 boyfriends
Guy: my life is over without meg
An amazing sister, a best friend, a true gem, and a beautiful, smart, hillarious young lady. A girl who has unlimited potential and never ceases to amaze the world. May define something random, goofy, klutzy, or just plain crazy. Also knows as Meggers, Meglet, etc.
Woah, did you see that? She totally just pulled a Meg.
A derogatory term referencing Meg Griffin from Family Guy. To call someone "Meg" is an insult.
Person you dislike: "Hi!"
You: "Shut up, Meg."
Friend 1: "She told me she wants me to role play and rape her"
Friend 2: "That's such a Meg thing to say."
Friend 1: "I know right."
Example 3: Friend jokingly slaps you and you say "Meg!".
One, of the female sex, who should never speak.
~ As illustrated on Family Guy ~
Meg: What time is it?
Person: Shurrup Meg.
Megs are nice as hell, funny as hell, likeable as hell, cute as hell--basically, she's fucking hell. She's a heartbreaker without realizing it. Meg might be short for Megan or Megumi. She is the vision of a perfect girl. If you fall for a Meg and she falls for you, you have the title of the luckiest dude in the world. If she doesn't feel for you, you're in deep shit. Symptoms include: depression, insomnia, increased stuttering, increased staring at her, and increased praying to God.
Have mercy, I am dying. End these feelings for Meg quickly, I beg of you.
Beautiful, smart, funny. The best thing that has happen to me. I love her and shes amazing. She will probably never notice that i love her more than just a friend. Shes my best friend and i can tell her everything. I stay up at night and think about her, shes the first/last thing on my mind ever morning and night.
Guy: Do you still love her?
Me: Meg? Yes..
a slutty furry with no friends. she will sleep with anything that likes the taste of bologna, and anything that doesn't.
I slept with Meg, and she tastes like bologna