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Medway, Massachusetts. Sometimes referred to as cowtown or deadway. 97% white. Population around 14,000 and located southwest of Boston. There are cows, horses, and like, 2 black people. Typical family has 2 kids and a dog. Moms drive honda pilots and volvos.

Past times of teens include getting wasted at the "hippie fields" during the summer, but the cops finally caught on so that's over. On any given half-day during the year you will find swarms of middle schoolers hanging out at "the plaza". The ugg wearing teeny boppers love getting caramel frapps from starbucks while their boyfriends who sometimes think they're ghetto or something loiter outside of McDonalds (meanwhile horses roam in the distance)

Kids complain about the lack of raging parties, so they are forced to get drunk with 10 other people in a basement and then smoke large amounts of weed.

People are not stuck up like nearby Medfield, but not scummy like Bellingham. Rival Holliston is pretty much the exact same place as Medway but with a better football team.

The high school is brand new, and there's even a friggin bank in the lobby. Why? No one knows.

Oh, and there's Szechuan Garden, which is fuckin awesome!
"dude last night was so crazy, i almost thought my mom saw me steal that mike's hard from the fridge!! shittin my pants over here man"

"Hey I'm from medway!!!"
"medfield? arent you like sick at lax?"
"wtf no its medWAY!!!!!!"
"what is medway?"
by LuckyNumber77 December 18, 2012
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medway is the text book definition for a place you dont want to go to.

Filled with all manner of barely human low life whose IQs are so astonishingly low that they dont realise inbreeding is a bad thing. Those of them with the highest aspirations may spend some time working at Mcdonalds or perhaps a kebab shop, before going back on the dole to wander the streets starting fights with anyone who doesnt bear their mark of inbreeding.
Are we in Insmouth or could this be a medway town??
by anyonomonous August 17, 2009
115 36
also known as Spedway. little town in the middle of freakn nowhere, MA. tradition is to have a bombscare in either the middle school or the highschool once a year. in either 2003 or 2004 someone set the dumpster on fire. all the kids think it's wicked ghetto...

P.S. it's not.
"dude, i live in medway."
by soosieQ June 23, 2007
74 31
Home of the birthing grounds of the infamous Chav, Chatham.
Located in Kent (the so called Garden of England) South East England, it is thought to have originally been populated to spawn future generations of McDonalds employees, single mothers, and dole bludgers, a feat it has acheived with spectacular results. No longer shall man go without a McFlurry (McDonalds) a badly packed kebab (single mother) or some other mugs' money to pay for 'em (Dole)

Medway consists of towns and villages, including the previously mentioned Chav Mecca Chatham; Gillingham, Rainham, Walderslade, Lordswood, Princess Park, Parkwood, Wigmore, Twydall, Luton, Strood, Rochester, Frindsbury, Wainscott and several others. Yobo mistakenly lists some of its towns as Maidstone and Gravesend, these are not actually part of Medway, had he attended a few Geography lessons, he would know this, but I think it is safe to assume he is a Chav, so should be praised that he got some of them right.

Medway shares it's borders with Sittingbourne, the Isle of Sheppey, and Gravesend, three more charming areas, with all manner of human filth dwelling in them.
If Kent be the Garden of England, then Medway be the pile of steaming horse crap for the compost.
by Katsa August 29, 2007
70 29
Area in Kent. Predominantley working class but there are also a fair amount of middle class people there too. Some areas should be avoided like the plague but areas like Cobham are pleasant to be in.
Person 1- Hello, my good friend, how are you today?
Person 2- Greetings. Lovely weather we've been having in Medway today, isn't it?
Person 3- Mate, are you faacking starting on me, blud? I'll shank ya one, innit?
by Ellie96 January 26, 2011
29 10
A small town in Massachusetts that no one have ever heard of. It contains woods and houses that are spread apart. The kids their hang out at starmarket and mcdonalds. The kids there are not tough and they are spoiled. Midgets run the streets.It's the suburbs.
"Hey where are you from?'
by poonjab7 May 03, 2007
41 22
nasty place...ohhh
"Medway boys we are here, we shag your women and drink your beer, medway boys are big and strong!"
by RB December 01, 2003
35 31