Past times of teens include getting wasted at the "hippie fields" during the summer, but the cops finally caught on so that's over. On any given half-day during the year you will find swarms of middle schoolers hanging out at "the plaza". The ugg wearing teeny boppers love getting caramel frapps from starbucks while their boyfriends who sometimes think they're ghetto or something loiter outside of McDonalds (meanwhile horses roam in the distance)
Kids complain about the lack of raging parties, so they are forced to get drunk with 10 other people in a basement and then smoke large amounts of weed.
People are not stuck up like nearby Medfield, but not scummy like Bellingham. Rival Holliston is pretty much the exact same place as Medway but with a better football team.
The high school is brand new, and there's even a friggin bank in the lobby. Why? No one knows.
Oh, and there's Szechuan Garden, which is fuckin awesome!
"Hey I'm from medway!!!"
"medfield? arent you like sick at lax?"
"wtf no its medWAY!!!!!!"
"what is medway?"
Filled with all manner of barely human low life whose IQs are so astonishingly low that they dont realise inbreeding is a bad thing. Those of them with the highest aspirations may spend some time working at Mcdonalds or perhaps a kebab shop, before going back on the dole to wander the streets starting fights with anyone who doesnt bear their mark of inbreeding.
Located in Kent (the so called Garden of England) South East England, it is thought to have originally been populated to spawn future generations of McDonalds employees, single mothers, and dole bludgers, a feat it has acheived with spectacular results. No longer shall man go without a McFlurry (McDonalds) a badly packed kebab (single mother) or some other mugs' money to pay for 'em (Dole)
Medway consists of towns and villages, including the previously mentioned Chav Mecca Chatham; Gillingham, Rainham, Walderslade, Lordswood, Princess Park, Parkwood, Wigmore, Twydall, Luton, Strood, Rochester, Frindsbury, Wainscott and several others. Yobo mistakenly lists some of its towns as Maidstone and Gravesend, these are not actually part of Medway, had he attended a few Geography lessons, he would know this, but I think it is safe to assume he is a Chav, so should be praised that he got some of them right.
Medway shares it's borders with Sittingbourne, the Isle of Sheppey, and Gravesend, three more charming areas, with all manner of human filth dwelling in them.
P.S. it's not.
Person 2- Greetings. Lovely weather we've been having in Medway today, isn't it?
Person 3- Mate, are you faacking starting on me, blud? I'll shank ya one, innit?