Some of the head homosexuals in the area, such as Oliver Amero & Ethan Parson, actually perform faggotry acts in front of others to earn a living. Its the sad truth.
Oliver: Well sure Ethan, Id love for you to penetrate me with your two inch penis in front of others from Medicine Hat, after all, it is what we do best.
Person 2: Yeah, where else would we go?
Person 1: What about Swift Current?
*Person 1 and Person 2 look at each other and burst out laughing*