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Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy. How to practice proper medibating technique:
1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions. 2) Make sure you are alone. 3) Picture that girl from earlier. 4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers. 5) Medibate. |
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