Meat Wallet

A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.

Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.

by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003

Meat Wallet

A vagina. A very, very meaty vagina with big pussy lips.

Holy shit, check out that meat wallet! That would make for some good camel toe.

by Amadeus Sinclair April 9, 2009

Meat Wallet

A womans meaty vagina

I took a bite out of her meat wallet.

by InGoreious February 28, 2010

Meat Wallet

a vagina, usually unclean

She enjoys counting the money in her meat wallet.

by Taco Bell September 11, 2005

Meat Wallet

When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET

My MEAT WALLET looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!

by Bubblegum Lips March 31, 2011

Meat Wallet

when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.

Mark had his worst month ever and had to jerk out his meat wallet.

by Here N. Thayer December 2, 2006

meat wallet

a meat wallet is a hot meatty vaj that swallows up your meat.

I filled that chicks meat wallet last night.

by herman11111111 November 22, 2005