Jack: "Dammit Dave, talking to you is like jumping in a barrel of broken glass, walking through the salt deserts of africa, rolling in a pile of razor blades, then bathing in lemon juice. Except much less fun."
"I love my meatball"
"I love you too meatball!"
"Damn,I love the meatballs!"
"Damnnnn I saw you two get wild last nighttt. Meatballllllin for sure."