b. get covered in goose shit
c. get cancer
d. get high
e. get cold
g. get laid
Gary: Oh yeah mate, but na it was you that got ruined.
Dave: What are you on about?
Gary: Well she was massive, but na good work.
Dave: Fuck you mate, she had a wicked face.
Gary: Oath. But that's about all she had going for her.
Dave: Are you serious? I was macking her all over the shop and it was awesome.
Gary: Yeah mate did you try to put your hands around her?
Dave: I was slaughtered, how would I know?
Gary: Yeah I saw her and she had a fat arse, she was taller sitting down.
Dave: Holy shit I did a meatbird didn't I?
Gary: Yeah mate... again.