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"go stick this dollar in her meat wallet and tell her i want a lap dance."
by NRJ2k November 27, 2007
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A woman's vagina;
the place where a man puts his cock when he fucks a lady
I could come just thinking about how he inserted his penis into my meat wallet after he made me slippery wet.
by Lauryn K. May 22, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf
by jack January 28, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A burly man who doesn't really know that he's cool.
Man 1: I suck.
Man 2: Meatwallet, you have seen anything have you?
by Smart American Male September 07, 2006
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when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.
Mark had his worst month ever and had to jerk out his meat wallet.
by Here N. Thayer December 01, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A stuffed animal that has a tear in one of the seams, with enough room that one is able to insert their genitalia.
Oh, Pooby-bear, you're such a perfect meat wallet.
by derek smalls December 06, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Dude her meat wallet was nice!, i hit that last night
by Mtg187 March 28, 2017
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