Urban Dictionary: Meat Torpedo

1.	Meat Torpedo
	The male genitalia. Think about it. My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo. buy meat torpedo mugs & shirts mutton dagger old blind bob hanging johnny fishing rode tally whacker pocket rocket one-eyed trouser trout ding dong ankle spanker pork sword engine cranker hairy hot dog davey crockett wang weenie whacker pecker pee-pee kidney cracker heat seeking moisture missile giggle stick love whistle tube-steak uncle dick purple helmet warrior. by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009 add a video