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1.
When an army of fourth graders take a poop in your front lawn.
Angry Person: Holy s***!?! Those fourth graders just meat fountained my lawn!!
by dinotacular January 09, 2009
 
2.
A person that helps you build your computer and proceeds to not help you fix the things that are wrong with it and then never talk to you again.
So I texted him but it turns out he's completely ignoring me and I have to go buy extra shit just to fix it, whata fuckin' meat fountain.
by Creatures of the Night August 08, 2009