A variation of Mean Girls, Mean Gays are people who use their homosexuality to be scathing, bitchy, or all-around mean. Usually fashion gurus, Mean Gays travel the streets in packs, preying on people who are badly dressed or not aesthetically pleasing. TLC usually markets them on fashion shows.
-Hey man, can I come in?
-You look horrible, what's wrong?
-These mean gays jumped me on the sidewalk and insulted my shirt in high-pitched, giggly voices.
-Oh God. Here, let me get you some coffee.