When I tell people I eat "gluten-free, soy-free, dairy-free, pork-free" they immediately ask "what do you eat?"

BITCH I EAT MEAT. I'm like a vegan - but I eat good ass animals. Every animal except eggs because those are chicken menstruation.

I'm not paleo because its not that serious and not enough people know what the fuck that is.
"I'm not vegan, I'm a meagan."
by House of Legend April 17, 2017
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Don't let her sly smile fool you. At first she may come off as being sweet, or innocent, but in all reality, she is a cold hearted snake.
Oh, Meagan's cute!
NO!
No?
NO!
by Carlyle Foxx August 14, 2012
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Probably the best and most beautiful girl in the world.If you meet one they will most definitely be a shinning light at the end of the darkest valley.they have a bright personallity and will always be good to you when you are down.Just the thought of a meagan should make your day worth while.Trust me,you wont regret meeting a meagan.
by superspinner July 1, 2011
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Meagan is a person that will love you and will put you before herself. She's shy at first but then she'll become this adventurous girl because I am a Meagan and I love everything that ppl say about Meagan's that they are Beautiful , Smart, strong ,a great friend ,loyal, truthful, Asmile that can light up a room ,pretty brown eyes and that helped me believe that I'm living to be Meagan and I love it I love everything about me
Meagan are very pretty and they can sing
by Meagan101 June 6, 2017
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an alternate way of spelling meghan (can also be spelt as megan)

for those parents who have nothing better to do but think of weird ways to spell their daughter's name, resulting in frustration later in life for the child

often pronounced: Me-aaaa-gan
Person: How do you spell that?
Meagan: m-e-A-g-a-n
Person: "A?!?!" What the hell is with that??
Meagan: Ask my parents
by megvak March 16, 2007
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She is a funny and a amazing friend and if you fail one you needed to keep her as one of your best mate and she is the boom in less she folds her hand
by maegan besteee December 26, 2018
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a term used in defining hoood, dopefresh and/or gangstuh
get like that girl meagan; shes soo hoood!
by this is an actual defition January 18, 2008
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