person 2: why? you wont get away with half the stuff you do at this school plus the v.p. spends his days plotting his revenge against the student body as a whole.
person 1: oh thats ok, i like doing homework and being on time for school everyday, I also enjoy getting A's and making adults, teachers and others with authority over me happy.... one time i got drunk though... it was really cool... i was such a bad ass.. i had one cooler and i was done. I spent the whole night puking after that.
person 2: haha ok nevermind... you definitely belong at mcroberts.