Steve: "I would say the 12 McRibs you have eaten over the course of three days is causing that sensation. McRib Mania has hit you hard. By the way, aren't you on some blood thinners or heart medi-"
Rudy *Roundhouse kicks Steve in his word-hole*
"Ba-da-da-da-da I'm loving it!"
“What the HELL are you doing” screamed Laney, her high-pitched voiced piercing his ears like a verbal blade. Like a tidal wave of emotions, his mind was flooded with feelings of intense fury and remorse.
Jason knew he had faltered, that he made a mistake - a mistake that he needed to rectify forthwith. With one swift motion, as if rehearsed or committed to memory, Jason reached across the passenger seat, threw open the door and kicked the unwelcome transient to the curb. Left in tears and questions, Laney watched her former suitor squeal out of that familiar parking lot. With a sigh of relief and treasure in hand (and partially in mouth), he drove into that uncharted expanse - never questioning his judgment and never looking back.