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3. McKelvey
when you wake up next to your teacher
Holy crap, who's car is in front of our house with a faculty parking tag? Ross must have had another McKelvey last night.
1. McKelvey
An uncircumsized penis that is coated in smegma and/or mold and obstructs the male pee hole making it very hard to urinate in a single direction.
"Dude, you better get that McKelvey snipped off before that penis cheese eats your whole dick off"
2. mckelvey
a hole that monkeys might fly out of.
traditionally an arsehole.
and monkeys might fly out of my mckelvey
by Dudders Nov 25, 2004 add a video
4. mckelvey
to get the urge to enter a word into the urban dictionary, particularly when associated with a useless southerner of irish descent.
i feel a mcKelvey coming on
by Dudders Dec 14, 2004 add a video
5. mckelvey
a bad haircut or hairstyle
have you seen the mckelvey on that
by Dudders Nov 26, 2004 add a video
6. mckelvey
someone who doesn't know how to add words to the urban dictionary.

a fuckwit
shut up McKelvey you gipsy
by Dudders Nov 30, 2004 add a video
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