To be possessive, to keep all for one self.
Stop McGurkin the Blunt.
Hey don't McGurk the chips.
A mcgurk is a very swift slap to the nuts often causing severe pain, to which the reciever will fall to the floor.
Tim was getting jizzy in the bar last night so George walked by and gave him a good mcgurk, then laughed as he fell to the floor.
(verb) to inflict severe pain and damage to friends and acquaintances by the administration of excessive quantities of alcohol, especially of an exotic, unusual, or unnecessary variety.
(expletive): "McGurk!" - the cry of pain, shame, and self-loathing uttered when one realises that one has been McGurked (q.v.)
(On waking, the morning after, in poor condition): "Oh no, I've been McGurked!"
(When meeting someone who appears to be suffering): "What happened to you?" "I got McGurked last night"
A jewish nigger. He is generally a poor fuckface that lives in sewers, eats garbage, is a Zionist, hates Israel, and has a conspiracy theory for everything.
My pet MC Gurk died recently, but I picked up another one on my way to the confectioner's.
A secretive term for jerking off or masturbating in the presence of one who is unaccepting that a man needs to bust a load himself once in a while.
Yo, let me get the laptop so i can mcgurk to nugget porn in the bathroom.
one who makes shit up to make his penis seem big when in fact he has nothing more than a 1 inch, shriveled up, POS that couldn't even please a 13 year old.
look at tom, he is mcgurkin to that teenager over there.