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1.
The belief that sleep is a two-stage process, starting on any surface other then a bed. Once the practitioner achieves initial slumber, they will awaken and migrate to their own actual bed, usually taking along remotes and other nearby items or uttering undecipherable phrases.
Kyle: Look who is sleeping on the couch for the fifth time this week!

Andy: (awakening) uh pooya chee coffa loo

Kyle: I never could understand the McGinnish ways... Can I get the remote before you go upstairs?
by TGDreamweaver June 15, 2011