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1. McGillvrey
1: To be an old hag who has an obession with cats and hand lotion.

2: One who often avoids work at any cost, and delegates tasks to anyone in their line of sight to attempt to hide their incompetence.

3: The inexplainable ability to hide in ones home for weeks or months on end, and only showing up to work, because one cannot risk not getting a pay check. Often a McGillvrey rarely ventures out past their house in search of sustenence, usually in the form of fast food or burgers.

4: To fuck something up beyond any repairable damage.
1: My god, look at her old woman hands and her fucking hair. She's such a McGillvrey.

2: Today they asked her to make some copies but she didn't even know how to do that. She then tasked me like a McGillvrey later.

3: Hey, wanna head out this weekend and see some cool new places here? No, I'm gonna pull a McGillvrey.

4: I was going to make you this badge, but then I pulled a McGillvrey. Sorry man, come back when someone else who's competent and can do this for you.
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