An annual multi-billion dollar restaurant mega-franchise operating on every continent throughout the world, yet what they pay the employees - a full time crew member doesn't even make enough per month to rent a one-bedroom studio apartment. (At least in California).
The first brand that comes to mind when the average person hears the phrase "fast food".
A restaurant chain that eerily imposed itself as being a staple of American culture.
If you are an employee at this restaurant and only speak English you will have to use a lot of hand gestures, head nodding, and head shaking.
A restaurant where all the Hispanic employees yell at each other for no reason
A safe haven of a workplace for Hispanic immigrants who don't really want to assimilate or learn then English language.
A restaurant where as a crew member you feel like a subhuman because of the cheesy uniform they make you wear, the rude, nasty "guests" they expect you to serve while smiling at them and pretending to like them.
A restaurant where you will hear at least three things spill or drop in the kitchen area every hour.
A restaurant that makes the few people people with smarts that work there really want to get an education and get a paying job. Not one that pays peanuts!
Maria: Susie!!! Cuatro hamburgeusa por favor!!!
Joe: What? I thought we were in America?
(Something then spills in the kitchen)
Another day at McDonalds!
Maria: Joe, get a mop and the dustbin! Arriba! Arriba!
When using the bathroom
in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.
I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.
A fastfood "so-called" resturant which you can count on disgusting food that isn't cooked anywhere near a appealing level.
The Counter staff also has a nasty attitude as well worldwide.
Uhoh, since my friend is going to Mc Donalds
, it's time to give him a barf bag
for his own sake!
An establishment where cheap, tasty, and addicting food is served.
The problem is: it's highly fattening.
McDonald's food is great on occasion. But if I want to fit through the door, I should slow down a bit!
The shittiest "restaurant" in the world, where they inject fat into dog shit, and serve it in hamburger buns on a plastic tray.
The name is an acronym for their terrible food, and the shitty McDonalds experience overall:
M = Malnutritious
C = Crap
D = Disease-ridden
O = Overweight-customers
N = Never-get-served
A = Annoying-little-shits
L = Lard-filled
D = Disgusting
S = SHIT!
Put it all together and what does it spell?...
M C D O N A L D S!!!
Responsible dog owners are a threat to McDonalds' supply-chain.
Restaurant whose mascot is a pasty-white pedophile with a red afro and whose current advertising campaign is an anagram of "Ailing Vomit". Destroyer of cultures, exploiter of peoples and a key player in the cause of one of the world's greatest killers.
McDonald's: Satan's favourite dish.
An infamoes restraunt located in all corners of the world where people eat, get fat, sue for thousands of dollars, and then use that money to eat more McDonalds.
I'm going to eat at McDonalds, get fat, and then sue them. Then I'll be able to afford more food McDonalds! I hear they just invented the quadruple double-quarter pounder!!
A place where people will end up working at because they've been convinced school is useless.
"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
"Yeah, can I get a Filet O' Fish and a small Shut The Fuck Up?"