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An annual multi-billion dollar restaurant mega-franchise operating on every continent throughout the world, yet what they pay the employees - a full time crew member doesn't even make enough per month to rent a one-bedroom studio apartment. (At least in California).

The first brand that comes to mind when the average person hears the phrase "fast food".

A restaurant chain that eerily imposed itself as being a staple of American culture.

If you are an employee at this restaurant and only speak English you will have to use a lot of hand gestures, head nodding, and head shaking.

A restaurant where all the Hispanic employees yell at each other for no reason

A safe haven of a workplace for Hispanic immigrants who don't really want to assimilate or learn then English language.

A restaurant where as a crew member you feel like a subhuman because of the cheesy uniform they make you wear, the rude, nasty "guests" they expect you to serve while smiling at them and pretending to like them.

A restaurant where you will hear at least three things spill or drop in the kitchen area every hour.

A restaurant that makes the few people people with smarts that work there really want to get an education and get a paying job. Not one that pays peanuts!
Maria: Susie!!! Cuatro hamburgeusa por favor!!!

Joe: What? I thought we were in America?

(Something then spills in the kitchen)

Mario: Merda!!!

Another day at McDonalds!

Maria: Joe, get a mop and the dustbin! Arriba! Arriba!
by hatelife677 July 06, 2009
 
204.
Your boyfriend wants anal and promises you a meal, takes you to McDonalds, and you pay for yours AND his!
Lad:Awwwwwww my ex wud neva let me av anal! your a propa safe bird u r!
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
 
205.
a place where the fat spawn, nerds go TO spawn, and cows go TO DIEEEEEEEE
Joe: did you know mcdonalds killed 100000000000000000
cows in the past week/

Bob: shut upppppp
by onewhodies November 14, 2010
 
206.
Masturbation (usually male)
Hey, what took you so long?
I stopped for some McDonalds
by jmtas May 11, 2006
 
207.
last time i went there all i saw were some beaners.
yum im eating a beaner sandwich made by a beaner.
by 66656 June 21, 2004
 
208.
Rudeboy palace.
Don't go to McDonald's. You'll get rudeboyed. Oh, and the food is shit.
by Oxford lad April 25, 2004
 
209.
A restaurant with good tasting food, but unfortunatly prepeared by underpaid teenagers, or adult losers who don't care about anything so that they might add special McBodily fluid, or McGerm additions to your food.
Boy this Mcdonalds cheeseburger is good tasting, but I can't help but think I shouldn't be eating this since a greasy pimple faced kid made this. If only they would use McRobots instead.
 
210.
a fast food conspiracy, that the Canadians use to make the world obsess so that they can shift the earths orbit in order to make fun of the Americans. mostly dumb white people.
Niger lets go to mcdonalds and get a big mac.I am to fucking fat I can't move I think i shifted the Earths orbit. Damn those fucking canadians. Amen
by bottle cap April 01, 2008