Your boyfriend wants anal and promises you a meal, takes you to McDonalds, and you pay for yours AND his!
Lad:Awwwwwww my ex wud neva let me av anal! your a propa safe bird u r!
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
The birthplace of pickle wars and chicken nugget hockey.
"Wayne Gretsky started his hockey career sweeping nuggets into the dustpan at McDonald's."
by Kris-10 April 27, 2005
a nice place to work until some cutomer comes in acting as if i am so kind of low life. you should think twice before pissing off the person making your food. think about it!
come piss me off and see what kind of surprise you get in you bugger oops i mean burger.
by LOVINIT!!! May 18, 2004
Another fine American establishment that started fairly decent then took a sharp turn for the worse around the time Disney started to get involved.

There are multiple kinds of McDonald's people:

1. The Hater: The person who claims he or she hates McDonald's so much, yet you always manage to see old wrappers in their cars, houses, ect. but yet they still hate it.

2. The Salad But Not Really Person: This person walks into McDonalds assuming they are going to pick up a plate of cheap, E-Coli ridden foliage, yet they come out duel-wielding Big Mac's.

3. The Calorie Counter: Basically this is the one who asks for information on how many calories are in one chicken sandwich. These are the people that cause the prices to raise because they have to waste ink printing out their information that they obviously cannot see is already on the box...which is covered by grease.

4. The Complainer: If yelling kids playing in a jungle gym full of moldy food isn't enough, these people make the experience even worse. First they complain that there is nothing on the menu they want, then they complain their food is cold, then they are befuddled because they couldn't get the extra salt on their fries they wanted.

5. The Pig: This person goes in, orders 6 Big Mac's, 4 chicken sandwiches, 3 Diet Coke's, all for one person. This person finishes every last crumb to be in existence, and later goes home to find something else to consume.

6. The Locals: Essentially, the elderly. These people come to McDonald's, order coffee, perhaps eat some of those apple slices, all is good, except for when someone is sitting in their seat...

7. The Egotistical Employee Who Comes In On His Day Off: These people work for McDonald's, come in, start talking with their friends, while the rest of us wait while our food gets cold.

8. The Drive-Through Person: This person can never get out of their car or off their cell phones for more than 3 minutes, hence they order from the drive-through, leaving 60 people working at the drive-through yet there is one counter closed, while 2 more are resumed by trainees who can't figure out how to remove the 600 extra milkshakes they added.

McDonald's is one of those things you just accept or you don't, nothing else.
Person 1: Dude let's go to McDonald's!

Person 2: Sure. I could use a heart attack.
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
A well known place where poor people fatten themselves up
hey barman , some mistake surely,
Im paying for a beer im not paying for a brewery;
Clubs cost a packet and mints cost a mint
id like lots of change please

Ba ba ba ba ba
Im lovin' it..... **barf**
by Gary Gormless December 09, 2003
People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. Hypocrites.
McDonald's fries taste real good, though.
by AYB May 16, 2003
The ultimate heart stopper.
Sandra and her family ate McDonald's everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner for a year. They all now have diabetes!
by JewishDolphin December 08, 2007
Mc Donalds is one of the most disgusting fast food outlets that stupid people eat at just because it tastes good. Mc Donalds is killing people with its salty bread and tumor meat. The fast food outlet creates a friendly and family oriented atmosphere with its playground, "Happy meals" and "low fat" salads (see fake advertising), but in reality people need to open their eyes see Mc Donalds for what it really is - the cause of your salty and high fat induced death.
Mc Donalds is going to kill you all. Stop being lazy and cook.
by SophXxx August 18, 2006

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