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A special meal only attainable through the combination of two McDonald's dollar menu items. A McDank results from placing an entire chicken sandwich, bread included, firmly in between the two meat patties found in a double cheeseburger. While many variations to the the McDank exist a few common alterations include
-No mayonaisse on the chicken sandwich.
-Opting to remove the lower bun prior to inserting the McChicken.
-If you are not currently a pussy, you may wish to use the double quarter pounder sandwich as the meat is delectable.
-Some may not wish lettuce upon their sandwich.
-Barbeque sauce may be used in desperate situations.
-Squashing the completed sandwich may make it easier to eat for those with unfortunately small mouths.
-Placing french fries in between the patties prior to McChicken insertion.
-Placing french fries in between the patties after the McChicken is placed firmly in the sandwich.
-Not placing french fries in between the patties at all, instead eating them on the side.
-Also you may not order french fries at all, for a McDank is a formidable meal even without french fried potatoes.

National McDank Day is currently held in 21 countries on the twentieth day of the fourth month.

While the origins of the name of the McDank is somewhat of a mystery, many urban legends have it that a legendary trapper named Dank Smiggins first made the McDank while stranded in the Siberian wilderness. Forced to choose between starvation in the cold tundra...

The ultimate McDonald's creation.

the act of mixing a McDouble and a hot and spicy McChicken

A creation brought about by the smartest of all mankind. a McChicken is placed in between two patties of a McDouble creating the perfect blends of flavors.

a McChicken and a Double cheeseburger from Mcdonalds prepared in such a way that they are stacked on top of each other

the false name for a mcgangbang, which consists of 2 mcdoubles and a mcchicken in the middle and eaten in one burger. the term mc"dank" comes from the douchebaggery of the recent slang trend of the word dank.