GO BUY A MCCHURGER NOW!
Henri: Dude I'm kind of short on money.
Jacabo: So dude? We can freaking Dollar Menu it. We'll get a McChurger for breakfast.
Morton: What's a McChurger? What's a McChurgergergerger?
Jacabo: It's umm, umm...hey, hey watch the crumbs there. Watch the crumbs there, Ralph Macchio, alright?
Morton: Watch the crumbs there, Rockamachino!
BBQ sauce is encouraged, but not required.
Many people often have a heartattack before they are able to finish the beast.
Cramps, fatigue, food babies, vomiting and diarrhea are common side effects among survivors.
Jimbo: "He's only 20! How did this happen?"
Bob: "He's had one too many McChurgers"
Jimbo: "I think it's time for a McChurvention, and fast!"