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an act of oral sex, performed on a male, when a female either smears a mcflurry on his genitals before beginning and/or begins performing oral sex with mcflurry in her mouth. M&Ms or Oreos are optional.
"I loved giving that McBlowJob, I barely even noticed the terrible taste I usually get in my mouth."
by T.Taboo March 29, 2006
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When you are getting blown by a McDonald's employee in the washroom.
Bill: Can I get 3 Big Macs, a small fries, a McBlowJob and a large Coke?
Employee: Sure thang
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McBlowjob - 1. A blow job done in a manner that is quick, easy, "good tasting," and cheap. However users may feel sick, and can be left with something that doesn't leave their body.

2. A blow job done for a burger or treat from McDonald's.

3. A blow job done in a fashion that is comparable to a drive through service, and may in fact be a drive through. The act of driving and fast service, or "service while driving for a "snack."
1. a: "I thought I was in heaven when I got a McBlowjob in the back of the club! But damn, that ho gave me herpes".

b: "I gave that guy a McBlowjob in the back of the club, but he came so hard i got sick".

2. a: "I really didnt want to suck it, but I was hungry and he promised me a Quarter Pounder with cheese."

b: "There's no way I would suck it on a normal day, he stunk, but I really wanted that apple pie."

3. a: "I didn't even call her first. I just drove to her house didn't even knock, walked in and got a McBlowjob!"

b: "She wasn't sure how it would work, so I grabbed her head pulled it through the passenger window and received my McBlowjob"

c: "I almost crashed my damn car when I was trying to drive and enjoy my McBlowjob with extra ketchup at the same time".
by SOLARMOON October 15, 2013
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What Ronald McDonald calls a blowjob.
Ronald McDonald: "Don't stop you whore I love getting a McBlowjob".
by TheWordSubmitter April 14, 2017
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