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1.
A barely passable virus scanning program that updates at the worst possible times. Tends to render your computer completely useless whenever it starts an update (which it doesn't ask to start and you can't cancel or pause) or starts a virus scan automatically (which it doesn't ask to start). You would probably be better off getting something like Ad-Aware, which has done more for me than McAfee.
McAfee updates at horrible times, almost like the creators want you to die.
User: *starts up important program*
53 minutes later, still doing something important.
McAfee: Hey, that guy is doing important things. We should update now so his computer won't be able to do anything!
*starts update*
User: OH GODDAMMIT MCAFEE UPDATE!!!
*Bluescreen*
User: FUCK! THAT IMPORTANT THING IS DUE IN AN HOUR AND I DIDN'T SAVE IT!
by Bolt Lightning March 16, 2009
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2.
To mcafee is to plug drugs for recreational use.

This is relating to John Mcafee who enjoyed plugging, or inserting drugs (mainly MDPV) into his anus for recreational use usually resulting in a drug induced psychosis.
Nigga mcafeed 3 grams, yo!
by Bob11111111 December 18, 2012
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3.
1. To consume a large amount of alcohol and cause a public disturbance.

May or may not include drunkenly swimming in places your not supposed to swim, yelling at passing cars, and getting arrested)

aka "pulling a McAfee", "going McAfee all over their asses", and variations of said phrase.

The McAfee state of mind includes responding in the following ways to officers of the law, when your levels of intoxication are openly questionable:

Officer: How much have you had to drink?

Dude pulling a McAfee: A lot 'cause I'm drunk

Officer: Have you been swimming in that canal?

Dude pulling a McAfee: I'm not sure.

Officer: Why are you all wet?

Dude pulling a McAfee: It was raining.

Officer: Where's your shirt?

Dude pulling a McAfee: In the water.
"Dude, we are all going to pull a McAfee in Key West thing weekend."

"Oh, Beau is in jail because he went got drunk and went McAfee."

"Bro, lets hit up the bar McAfee style."
by Indyfanforthesb January 29, 2011
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