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Younger brother of John McCain. Died under suspicious circumstances after a dispute over the relative value of livestock vs produce. John McCain was considered a person of interest in the death, but the investigation stalled due to the fact that all witnesses had been dead for around 5900 years.

The investigation has recently been rekindled. John McCain calls it a witch hunt that is being orchestrated by Barack Obama. Barack Obama, who recently sent a team of 30 investigators and attorneys to Sumeria claims he has no involvement whatsoever.
McCain and McAbel were the eldest sons of McAdam and McEve.
by PaulTheBeav October 03, 2008

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