An individual who lacks the understanding of irony, listens to Metrostation and Lady Gaga whilst keeping alive the pretence of being 'HARDCOREEE!' with a passion.
Can been seen waddling to the shops lip piercing in face and hands down trousers kicking any indescriminate object that gets in there way.
Has no sense of Humor, Self-identity or Indeviduality
Is the person standing stationary gurning agressivly the gid/show fearing for there lifes but still trying despratly to keep up the illision of being 'Br00tal' by bragging to there friends the next day how 'Fucked up' they got 'in the pitt'.
Kid1: 'Shit i got toatally fucked at the show the other night!'
Kid2: 'My friend said he saw you in the corner giving Evils to the bassist'
Kid1: STFU!!! *Kicks Door*
Kid2: Wow Your Toatally Mc Hardcore, ImLovinIt!