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An often misunderstood person who suffers from life itself. Tends to think of oneself as a chick magnet, although he or she cannot see that they are instead repulsing people around them.

Does not suffer from any mental illnesses, however does go through fits of stupidity at regular intervals, including bragging, insulting strangers, and pretending physical impairment. Pretends to excel at video games, but gets owned in just about everything. However, he or she does succeed at failing.
"Johnny, that maziye, managed to jump out of his one-story building again without his mother catching him. Maybe that'll knock some sense into him."
by Recclesiarch November 22, 2009
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