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Usually seen trecking the Urals for Chechen Rebels, this grizzly man defines a generation of middle-aged Navajo Indians. Built with the body of a collegiate punter, facial features of rosey cheeked Brawny Man, and the charisma of a corrupt politician; Mazer will leave his image burned deep within your daughter's sexual fantasies. Legend has it that Mazer (ironically) wielded both a sickle and hammer in order to take down the Iron Curtain. Each year Mazer hides 13 lead wrappers in his world renown white chocolate for his own personal enjoyment. There will never be another Mazer like him.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Superwoman... getting her groove on with Mazer?
by An innocent bystander January 05, 2006
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Amazing, to overwhelm with surprise or sudden wonder; astonish greatly. Usually spoken by the common Bristolian (person from Bristol,England)
mazers: wow that ride was mazers
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that chick with her titties out is such a mazer.
by booyahbooty November 07, 2006
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