Top Definition
1. An exclamatory phrase used in celebration of a circumstance or event.
2. The exceptional bosoms of a Jewish woman or voluptuous man.
1. Mazel Tits you got the job!
2. Hey Joey look at the Mazel Tits Natalie Portman!
by BettyFordCentre432 September 30, 2011

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