A closet homosexual male who constantly makes gay references while secretly being extremely gay themselves. Mazaks are professional feltchers and are not shy to rusty trumbones and the ocassional lucky pierre.
Bobs wife wears a strap on in the bedroom. What a mazak!
Like, dude, all the metal parts on my hookah I bought on eBay are like turning all grey and crumbly, WTF?
Word! Everything you buy there is so jank... buy a clue man, that crap isn't silver, it's Mazak.