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Mazak is Magnesium Zinc Aluminium alloy, aka diecast zinc, monkey metal
Like, dude, all the metal parts on my hookah I bought on eBay are like turning all grey and crumbly, WTF?

Word! Everything you buy there is so jank... buy a clue man, that crap isn't silver, it's Mazak.
by Chimpogen December 07, 2005
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A closet homosexual male who constantly makes gay references while secretly being extremely gay themselves. Mazaks are professional feltchers and are not shy to rusty trumbones and the ocassional lucky pierre.
Bobs wife wears a strap on in the bedroom. What a mazak!
by mentalist999 March 21, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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