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Arv. for Masturbastion. To stroke or rub oneself with intention of sexual arousal. Can include, not exclusive to handies, fingerings, pillow sex.
"Henry fed the chooks al.l night. The man can maz like a tiger"
by trickyan June 16, 2012
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A creature with a very big ego. Can also be used as a verb.
by Domai August 15, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A pompous know-it-all, who in reality, knows shit all
"Peter appears quite knowledgable about cars, but I really think his is a bit of a Maz."
by Whitey Ford August 22, 2003
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1 - Double-crosser.
2 - lack of testosterone.
1- "You are such a Mazzer, you know what?"

2 - "That Maz needs to get laid."
by Asanti Sana, Squash Banana January 24, 2004
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A common word meaning a boy who will meet a girl and subsequently abandon all of his friends, even when the girl is no good for him.
Where is he?
He's with Chloe, what a maz.
by Sexy DaveyC March 02, 2009
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1: to Masturbate - usually to pornography or when one is bored
I pulled up the pron and had a maz
by Squatdog November 08, 2004
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MAZ IS A UGLY HO, WHO SPREADS NASTY SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE, SHE IS A DISGRACE TO HUmAN RACE IF YOU CAN CALL HER A HUMAN. SHE ALSO BITES DICK ALOT, AND CALLS IT SUCKING DICK.
TO MAZ- TO BITE ONES DICK
DAMN maz bite bit my dick - rick smith
by rick December 16, 2004
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