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Jizzing into a tornado while standing safely in the eye.
Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a Mayonnaise Tornado by ejaculating into it. He forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. Especially horny dudes.
by G.T. Collins May 17, 2009