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A socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. Commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. Many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person Guy 1: Why is that guy walking his cat?
Guy 2: It's a Maynard. |
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A title or alias used when refering to a cool friend or roommate, in place of their name.
Originates from Maynard James Keenan of Tool; but also from the conversion: of 'Man' to 'Mayne' to 'Maynard' Usually only used between close confidants. As a greeting:
"Whattup Maynard?" or simply, "Maynard!" As a farewell: "Later Maynard!" |
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The art of cumming on a Moose. Boy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Boy 2: Not much, just went and did a Maynard Boy 1: Woah Dude! Nice one. |
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A term used in the competitive game, StarCraft, to describe whenever someone transfers their workers from their main base to the natural expansion. Huk needs to maynard his workers to get the maximum economic potential of his probes.
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Small town in central Massachusetts. Has more bars and churches per square mile than any other place you can think of. Also the nexus of the universe. Maynard kid: "Yeah, I'm from Maynard."
Anyboy else: "Ew, your from Maynard??" |
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A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie. Person 1: "Hey, give me a hand here will ya?"
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard." |
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A town where, by having sexual intercourse with one person, you are forever sexually linked to every other town member of a certain age bracket, given the past sexual conquests of your partner. Girl One: I finally banged Rex last night!
Girl Two: It’s about time. You have been trying forever. He refuses to cheat on his girlfriend. I got with Stan again this past weekend. Girl One: Wait!!! Didn’t Stan fool around with Betty all of last summer? Girl Two: Yah, what’s your point? Girl One: Betty is Rex’s girlfriend, so by screwing Rex last night, me and you basically had sex with one another. Girl Two: Oh. (pause) Well that’s Maynard for ya. Both: Hahahahhahah |
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A glorious place in Massachusettes where the beer flows like wine and even the ugle girls are sexy. Sexy Girl 1: You're from Maynard!?
Cool Dude: Ya. Sexy Girl: You wanna bang? Cool Dude: OK Sexy Girl 2: Can I join too? |
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