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Used to describe something that is cramped in a small space.
Man: bloodyhell it's mayfaired on this bus.
otherman:yeah man i blame labour.
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When a player, in the game of Monopoly (British version), is forced to declare him/herself bunkrupt after landing on Mayfair owned by other player. Upon declaring oneself bankrupt, the owner of Mayfair adornes a top hat and performs a Cleveland Steamer on the losing player.

Not part of the official rules, but enjoyed by Aristocrats nationwide.
Person 1: Why does my Monopoly board sell of dookie and ass juice?

Person 2: Sorry, pal. I got Mayfaired last night by a mate with ass cancer.
by JinkyWinky May 05, 2011
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