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Someone whos heart is a black whole and eats small deaf children for their "sweet" sounds of scream and pain from the childless parents.But are soon cought because their to stupid to remember why they were then just fall fast asleep in the childs bed(after kicking the child out) right before starting the crime...
1 parent:"hey, you should be carefull tonight, i hear MayFans are out"
2 parent:"are you REALLY worried?"
1 parent:"hahah no, my kid just kick ones ass."
by MayfanHatta July 13, 2011

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