Other guy: Go buy some off Maxwell, he sells them cheap.
The Guy I mentioned before: Where can I find this dude???
Other guy: You can find him in a dark corner in his parent's basement playing Xbox and guarding his food.
maxwells are amazing at random hours of the night...mhmmm, yes i know what that sounds like, and im not gonna change it...
maxwells have a tendency to make certain ppl who im not going to mention a little teensy weensy bit unnerved
but maxwells make those same unmentionable people want to laugh and smile more and thats ok...good even
and just for the record, that wasn't brutal, was it?
AND VERY HORNY!!!
South African person: Maxwells! That's not a girl. Its a vampire turkey from hell.
Person2:get a maxwell, he is great in bed.