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Max
A guy who can seem so completely perfect in every way. He will make you feel beautiful and amazing, and you'll want to give everything to him. He's also a total Ass-hat. He will tell you everything you want to hear, but he will lie to get what he wants, he will dump you out of nowhere, and flirt with your friends. Don't trust him.
Girl: Max told me he loved me last night!
Max's ex: Yeah, haha, I remember when he told me THAT lie.
by BrokenHeartedLiedTo January 29, 2011
 
1.
Max
Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."
"they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!"
by The Van Man May 29, 2006
 
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max
"Max"
Origin: Latin
Meaning: Diminutive of Maximilian: Greatest.
Commonly used with the word "Lightning"
Origin: Welsh
Meaning: lionlike; lightning
True to thier name all Max's are Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser's. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
" Max Lightnig..... "
by Danag boyz April 18, 2008
 
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Max
The ability to do nothing and still look so damn good.
Its like i want to eat you because you look so good, maybe if i eat you then i will be satisfied max.
by mmYumTomatoes April 15, 2008
 
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Max
The most amazing person in the world. Scratch that, in space and everything that ever exsisted. He's a super great boyfriend who's always there to lay a smile upon my face. He's sweet, funny, an idiot (in a good way), totally weird and crazy (also, good way), and just overall made of total win. I'm quite possibly the luckiest girl ever to be with him. Max.. Max.. Remember that name as the name of the most spectacular person ever. Max. My Max.
Max is super epic. No doubt about it.
by ManiacMoni December 17, 2008
 
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max
The act of doing fuck-all everyday, usually accompanied by beer, MSN and Nintendo 64.
I wish I could have a max-day.
Why can Max have a max-day everyday?
by magicbeansmagicbeansmagicbeans February 06, 2008
 
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Max
What can I say? Word's can't describe how awesome one of these are. I would give my child up just to meet one of these men.
Max: Hey, I'm Max.

Girls: *faint*
by destr0y3r July 25, 2008
 
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max
max truly does mean more
yo shaquanda u c max, hes got so much more!
by larsie May 28, 2006