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9.
max
1. Extremely extreme, often other Maxs die after acouple days of skateboarding, because of bringing their "game up".
2. Under cover rapper.
3. Once addicted to caffine.
4. Has "great" ideas that often lead to overall failure in life
5. A male will a large reproductive organ penis.
6. Loves "cup noodles"
7. Can taste a difference in peanut butters
8. Friend of Bigfoot
9. most commonly all defenitions
1. c.s.i guy: A John Doe tried to 180 switch foot nollie over 24 stairs.
c.s.i guy2: damn it johnson another one in the same week
nameless pimp: his name musta been Max
Ash(from pokemon): yeah his name was probley Max

2. Compton c.r.i.p. rap battle
Max: my beats so fly i dont gota try when i ride the ghettos they all think im fly of course im the guy when you need a ride...ect.
audience: DAAAYUUMMM

3. teacher: Tom when did Columbus land on Plymouth Rock?
Tom: uh, I don't know man... but I saw a tottal Max in a alley chugin' a water bottle wit some caf-pills, yuh dig?

4. max: okay so man what we do is we learn how to do backflips and crazy shit like that then we join a circus
flourince: damn man your whack
*40 years later*
-wheeze- get away from my grocery cart you hoe i need to live in somthin too!

5. girl 1 walks out from boy bathroom
girl 2: Why you so happy?
girl 1: I met a max

6. jessica alba: you wana do it?
max: um okay do you have cup noodles here
jessica: um yeah
max: can i have it?
jessica: you wana do it?!?
max: um yeah yeah can i have the cup noodles
jessica: um yeah here
max: HAAHAHAHA FUCK YOU I HACE CUP NOODLES!!!!!

7. Thomas the train: here eat some peanut butter
max: what the fuck are you tring to kill me this peanut butter got here on a Fedex truck and the guy who sold it to you didnt wash his hands.
Thomas the train: aw hell no!

8. max: aw damn man this is my song
bigfoot: yo max i didnt know you chilled at this club
max: ya man remember that sick part last week...etc.

9. mario: this dude was crazy but he died last week sucks assballs
luigi: oh yeah man he was rappin like crazy but he was poppin caffine pills in some cup noddles.
mario: yah man he was crazy like he was snortin peanut butter and he new where it came from n crazy shit like that
luigi: but he pissed me off him in bigfoot where skating the boston marathon and his huge banna tottaly got princess peach wet...
mario: yeah well he died and his money scam didnt work to well...
luigi: lets go get some shrooms and hang out with Bowser
by max aka friend of bigfoot February 09, 2008
 
29.
Max
They are the best people ever, sensitive and understanding yet funny and can make you smile...alot...usually like to make fun of siblings who are too loud at playing video games...crazy fun to talk to and are open minded..they will always listen to you and are good at giving advice....Most lovable people ever and will always help you when you are sad......bestest best friend ever <3
"Have you seen a Max lately?"

"No, there's no one like them here. D:"
by bagellover January 15, 2012
 
30.
Max
Max is a Greek name meaning "Large Penis". Max is amazing with the ladies and is great to be around. He is funny and amazingly intelligent.
Wow, I wish I was more like Max, he's amazing!
by Koonitz July 19, 2011
 
31.
Max
a Max is the sort of guy that is a triple threat: sexy, great personality and he's great in bed. the only downside to a max is that he tries to be all cool like and doesnt reveal his secrets. but all and all he is ridiculously sexy and an amazing guy
WOAOAAAHHH look at that guy he is a TOTAL Max
by sugartts144 April 23, 2011
 
32.
Max
Max, Most perfect boy you will meet. Most amazing personality topped off with an angel face. He's insanely athletic and doesnt give a shit what people think about him. He is SO damn sexy. One look from those mysterious brown eyes could have someone thinking about them all day. His adorable smile could change your bad mood instantly. Although, his use of big vocabulary can be overbearing at times he manages to make you smile because of it. He always knows how to have a good time and will stop and drop everything to take care of you if you need it. He is the person you would want to be with if the world would ever end. He's a country boy and he flaunts it. He knows he could be cocky but he wont over do it. Hes amazing. And i dont know what i would do if he never walked this earth.
Why cant all boys be like Max?
by jinglejanglejammers February 10, 2013
 
33.
Max
To screw, have sex, get busy.
Yeah we finally maxed last night. She was a freak!
by Dr. Quez June 14, 2009
 
34.
max
a great friend someone whos allways there for you who is loved alot by everyone especialy best friends
hey look and harriet shes a max
by RoseForTheDeadxxx April 26, 2010
 
35.
Max
Max can be a handsome guy who is incredibly sweet and funny. They are beautiful both inside and out. They have a great sense of humour with a merry laugh tinkling along with it. Their eyes are a mystical colour that makes you welcome anywhere near them whilst inviting you to just be yourself even in company that you wouldn't be with. Lastly they are so damn SEXY!!!!
P1 : Who's that guy? He seems nice...
P2 : That's Max
P1 : I'm in love with that sexy beast already!
by Sexy Beast Finder November 28, 2012