1. Extremely extreme, often other Maxs die after acouple days of skateboarding, because of bringing their "game up".
2. Under cover rapper.
3. Once addicted to caffine.
4. Has "great" ideas that often lead to overall failure in life
5. A male will a large reproductive organ penis.
6. Loves "cup noodles"
7. Can taste a difference in peanut butters
8. Friend of Bigfoot
9. most commonly all defenitions
1. c.s.i guy: A John Doe tried to 180 switch foot nollie over 24 stairs.
c.s.i guy2: damn it johnson another one in the same week
nameless pimp: his name musta been Max
Ash(from pokemon): yeah his name was probley Max

2. Compton c.r.i.p. rap battle
Max: my beats so fly i dont gota try when i ride the ghettos they all think im fly of course im the guy when you need a ride...ect.
audience: DAAAYUUMMM

3. teacher: Tom when did Columbus land on Plymouth Rock?
Tom: uh, I don't know man... but I saw a tottal Max in a alley chugin' a water bottle wit some caf-pills, yuh dig?

4. max: okay so man what we do is we learn how to do backflips and crazy shit like that then we join a circus
flourince: damn man your whack
*40 years later*
-wheeze- get away from my grocery cart you hoe i need to live in somthin too!

5. girl 1 walks out from boy bathroom
girl 2: Why you so happy?
girl 1: I met a max

6. jessica alba: you wana do it?
max: um okay do you have cup noodles here
jessica: um yeah
max: can i have it?
jessica: you wana do it?!?
max: um yeah yeah can i have the cup noodles
jessica: um yeah here
max: HAAHAHAHA FUCK YOU I HACE CUP NOODLES!!!!!

7. Thomas the train: here eat some peanut butter
max: what the fuck are you tring to kill me this peanut butter got here on a Fedex truck and the guy who sold it to you didnt wash his hands.
Thomas the train: aw hell no!

8. max: aw damn man this is my song
bigfoot: yo max i didnt know you chilled at this club
max: ya man remember that sick part last week...etc.

9. mario: this dude was crazy but he died last week sucks assballs
luigi: oh yeah man he was rappin like crazy but he was poppin caffine pills in some cup noddles.
mario: yah man he was crazy like he was snortin peanut butter and he new where it came from n crazy shit like that
luigi: but he pissed me off him in bigfoot where skating the boston marathon and his huge banna tottaly got princess peach wet...
mario: yeah well he died and his money scam didnt work to well...
luigi: lets go get some shrooms and hang out with Bowser
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Another word for relax.
"you going out tonight"

"nah, I'm just gonna max at the crib"
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max is a word that meens 'cool dude' who always has to be in with the fashion, but mostly wears skinny jeans and topman hoodies.
max is a boys name.
'whos max?'
'oh, his a cool dude'
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Max is a great guy who might ignore you for a while but when he talks to you again, it'll make your day. You'll wonder how you came to know such an amazing, hot, and hilarious guy. Likes to be rebellious and listen to death metal.
Oh look at Max. He's ignoring me again.
Oh my gosh, Max finally talked to me again! He's so fantastic...
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The most amazing person ever, will stand up for what he believes and tends to be very defensive for others but doesnt care about himself enough. Tends to get on well with Catherine's, Sophie,s and Natasha's. Needs someone who will match him in arguments and who needs someone to care about them (usually for lack of care of themselves).
I would love to find a Max
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Max is an english name - one that means your parents expect too much of you. Max is short for maximum, but you don't usually achieve this.
mum: WHAT!!?! ONLY 99%!? YOU FAIL EVERYTHING!!1! GROUNDED FOR A MONTH!
Max: but -
mum: A FU<KING YEAR THEN B1TCH!
Max: Mum, i'm top of the class at everything.

mum: TEN YEARS! NOW STFU, YOU DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF MAX!!!

(A typical day for Maxes)
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Max is a person who talks loudly and excessively. He is always trying to get a large amount of people to laugh, which he usually fails at. However, he can be funny sometimes. He likes to make jokes about current events, especially. Max also sometimes "crosses the line". Max can be annoying sometimes and can blatantly disrespect other people. He is also very intelligent and logical (especially in science). Besides that, he has a lot of good taste for sitcoms and most music.
Person#1: Hey, check out that guy who's trying to make that large crowd laugh.

Person#2: Geez, he's probably a Max.
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MAX: The all powerful creator of the universe. He/it molded our galaxy out of pure awesomeness with his/its bare hands. For him/it, ladies gather in masses just to be within of couple miles of his extraordinarily remarkable superbness. Sometimes modern language cannot even suffice! HE IS THE ἀλήθεια, THE ἄναξ, the list goes on..... basically max is the shit of all shits.
"MAX."

" Oh look! There in the sky! its MAX!"

" And once again the day is saved by MAX!"

" That sex was like MAX!!"
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